youre a 10 and i look like im 10
Finally getting my hair done today.
Thanks, babe. You the bestestttt
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
Dear future son/daughter
I know that I may not be the best parent, but swear on my mother fucking life that I will never leave you at the supermarket checkouts alone because I know that shit is terrifying and I’m not a fucking monster